Oaker Wood was awesome; getting wet in rafting; being shot in paintballing; going to extreme heights in the Leap of Faith – I loved it all.
There once was a boy called Sam,
Who was as vicious as a ram,
If you give him a paintball gun
You’d better become a nun…
Or hide until you’re a gran!
There once was a boy called Dylan,
Who in paintball was quite the villain.
He would hide behind a tree,
And eliminate all bar three,
Whilst everyone would be holding their breath-un!